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Funny coir doormat featuring the text gather your shit and leave in a mix of elegant script and clean serif fonts, displayed on a plain white background as a humorous outdoor entrance mat for a modern home entryway or front porch.
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Gather Your Shit & Leave. Doormat

$27.44
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Funny Doormat for Front Porch, Welcome Mat with Sarcastic Saying, Housewarming Gift for Friends

Make a bold statement right at your front door with this funny doormat. This entrance mat is designed to bring a smile to your guests and show off your sense of humor before they even step inside your home. It is the perfect way to add a touch of personality to your entryway while keeping your floors clean.

Product Highlights:

  • Durable natural coir construction that effectively traps dirt and debris from shoes.
  • High-quality permanent ink application that ensures your message stays clear and visible.
  • Sturdy backing that helps keep the mat in place on your porch or entryway floor.
  • Natural fiber texture that provides a classic, earthy look for any home exterior.
  • Funny design that serves as a great conversation starter for visitors and neighbors.

How to Use / Where It Belongs:

  • Place this welcome mat at your front door to greet guests with a laugh.
  • Use it as a functional floor mat in your mudroom or back entrance to catch outdoor mess.
  • Set it on your apartment balcony or patio to add a bit of character to your outdoor space.
  • Give it as a housewarming gift for friends who appreciate a good joke.
  • Use it as a fun addition to your home decor for parties and gatherings.

What Makes It Special:

  • This doormat is crafted with attention to detail to ensure a clean and professional look.
  • The natural material offers a rustic charm that complements a variety of home styles.
  • Each mat is made to order, ensuring that your unique piece is prepared just for you.
  • The design is centered and easy to read, making it a standout feature for your home entrance.

Perfect Gift For:

  • Friends who just moved into a new home or apartment.
  • Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who loves funny home decor.
  • Housewarming parties where you want to bring a gift that stands out.
  • Birthdays for friends or family members who enjoy a good laugh.
  • Christmas or holiday gifting for the person who has everything.

Care Instructions:

  • Shake the mat out regularly to remove loose dirt and debris.
  • Keep the mat in a covered area to maintain its appearance over time.
  • Spot clean with a stiff brush if needed to remove stubborn spots.

Bring some personality to your home entrance with this unique and funny doormat. Each piece is crafted with care to ensure it arrives ready to welcome your guests with a bit of wit. Add this fun accent to your cart today and give your front porch the upgrade it deserves.

  • 100% natural coconut coir fiber
  • UV-cured, fade-resistant ink
  • Non-slip PVC backing
  • Multiple size options available
  • Orders ship within 2–5 business days
  • Always free shipping to the lower 48 states
  • We accept returns within 30 days for non-personalized items
  • Personalized items are final sale unless there is a defect