{"product_id":"knock-hard-but-not-like-the-police-doormat","title":"Knock Hard (but Not Like The Police) Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Doormat for Front Porch, Knock Hard But Not Like the Police Welcome Mat. Add a touch of personality to your entryway with this funny doormat that is sure to get a laugh from every guest who visits your home. This durable entrance mat is designed to greet your friends and family with a lighthearted message while keeping your floors clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable natural coir construction, providing a sturdy surface for wiping shoes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny design that adds a unique and welcoming touch to your front door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printing that remains clear and visible for your visitors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy backing that helps keep the mat in place on your porch or entryway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural fiber texture that effectively traps dirt and debris from footwear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to Use \/ Where It Belongs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace this welcome mat at your front door to greet guests with a smile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse it on your back porch or patio entrance for a fun home accent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for apartment living to add character to your entryway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a great housewarming gift for friends who appreciate a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for anyone looking to update their home decor with a playful vibe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat Makes It Special:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis doormat is crafted to be a conversation starter for every visitor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is applied with care to ensure a clean and professional look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is a simple way to express your sense of humor right at your doorstep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach mat is made to order, ensuring that your entrance decor is fresh and ready for your home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming parties for new homeowners or apartment renters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays for friends and family members who love funny home decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gifting for neighbors or coworkers who enjoy a good joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust-because gifts for anyone who wants to spruce up their front porch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollege students moving into their first place who need a fun welcome mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShake the mat regularly to remove loose dirt and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the mat in a covered area to maintain its appearance over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with a brush or vacuum as needed to keep the surface looking fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur shop takes pride in creating items that bring joy and personality to your living space. Each doormat is prepared with attention to detail to ensure you receive a quality product for your home. We are happy to help you find the perfect addition to your entryway. Add this funny doormat to your cart today and give your guests a reason to smile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doormat.com","offers":[{"title":"16\" x 24\"(Small)","offer_id":54072180637909,"sku":"5993-16x24","price":27.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 30\"(Standard)","offer_id":54072180670677,"sku":"5993-18x30","price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\"(Large)","offer_id":54072180703445,"sku":"5993-24x36","price":49.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 48\"(Wide)","offer_id":54072180736213,"sku":"5993-24x48","price":69.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072180768981,"sku":"5993-24x72","price":74.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 60\"","offer_id":54072180801749,"sku":"5993-36x60","price":104.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072180834517,"sku":"5993-36x72","price":124.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0508\/0023\/0599\/files\/01_bc9022e8-a090-49fe-882d-457caf1ec42f.png?v=1781772966","url":"https:\/\/doormat.com\/products\/knock-hard-but-not-like-the-police-doormat","provider":"Doormat.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}