{"product_id":"ew-people-doormat-1","title":"Ew, People Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Doormat for Front Porch, Ew People Welcome Mat for Home Entrance. Make a bold statement right at your front door with this funny doormat that lets guests know exactly where you stand. This natural coir doormat is the perfect way to add personality to your entryway while keeping your floors clean and tidy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 100% natural coir fibers for a classic, textured look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a durable construction designed to trap dirt and debris effectively.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinished with high-quality, permanent ink that resists fading over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacked with a sturdy material to help keep the mat securely in place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvides a firm, reliable surface for wiping shoes before entering your home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to Use \/ Where It Belongs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace this funny doormat at your front entrance to greet visitors with a laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse it on your back porch or patio to keep mud and dirt out of your living space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for apartment living or dorm rooms where you want to show off your personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a great addition to a mudroom or laundry room entrance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat Makes It Special:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis mat is a funny conversation starter that reflects your unique sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach piece is made to order with attention to detail and quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe neutral color palette complements any home decor style from modern to farmhouse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming parties for friends with a sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays for the person who has everything and loves a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas or holiday gifting for neighbors and coworkers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust-because gifts for anyone who appreciates a funny home accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShake or vacuum the mat regularly to remove loose dirt and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the mat in a sheltered area to maintain its appearance for as long as possible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with a stiff brush if needed, but avoid soaking the fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe take pride in creating high-quality home goods that bring a smile to your face. Each doormat is crafted with care and shipped directly to your door, ready to make a statement. Add this funny doormat to your cart today and give your entryway the personality it deserves. Message us if you have any questions about your order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doormat.com","offers":[{"title":"16\" x 24\"(Small)","offer_id":54072222253269,"sku":"3096-16x24","price":27.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 30\"(Standard)","offer_id":54072222286037,"sku":"3096-18x30","price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\"(Large)","offer_id":54072222318805,"sku":"3096-24x36","price":49.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 48\"(Wide)","offer_id":54072222351573,"sku":"3096-24x48","price":69.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072222384341,"sku":"3096-24x72","price":74.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 60\"","offer_id":54072222417109,"sku":"3096-36x60","price":104.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072222449877,"sku":"3096-36x72","price":124.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0508\/0023\/0599\/files\/01_c444073f-1c46-4af8-bc64-d652aee3ea9d.png?v=1781773141","url":"https:\/\/doormat.com\/products\/ew-people-doormat-1","provider":"Doormat.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}