{"product_id":"dont-knock-doormat","title":"Don't Knock Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Do Not Knock Doormat for Front Porch Entrance. This humorous welcome mat is the perfect way to keep solicitors away while adding a touch of personality to your home entryway. Crafted from durable natural coir fibers, this funny door mat features a clear, bold message that ensures your visitors get the hint before they ever reach for the doorbell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from 100% natural coir fibers for a classic, textured look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a funny, direct message that clearly communicates your preference to guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned with a sturdy, non-slip backing to keep the mat securely in place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe natural coir material provides excellent scraping power for shoes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach mat is finished with high-quality, fade-resistant ink for long-lasting visibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA simple, effective way to manage your home privacy with a bit of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to Use \/ Where It Belongs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace this funny doormat at your front door to greet guests and deter unwanted solicitors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse it on your back porch or patio entrance for a consistent look around your home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for apartment living where you want to add a bit of character to your entryway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a great housewarming gift for friends or family members who appreciate a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for busy households that value peace and quiet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew homeowners who want to add a funny touch to their front porch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends and family members who love unique, humorous home decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming parties for someone moving into their first apartment or house.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who works from home and needs a polite way to discourage interruptions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts for the person who has everything and loves a funny home accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep your doormat looking fresh by shaking it out regularly to remove loose dirt and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the mat gets wet, simply hang it up to air dry completely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid using harsh chemicals or power washers, as a gentle shake or light vacuuming is all you need to maintain its appearance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe take pride in creating high-quality home goods that bring a smile to your face. Each funny doormat is prepared with care to ensure it arrives ready to protect your peace and quiet. Add this funny door mat to your cart today to give your front porch a personality boost. Message us if you have any questions about our products.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doormat.com","offers":[{"title":"16\" x 24\"(Small)","offer_id":54072156815573,"sku":"5478-16x24","price":27.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 30\"(Standard)","offer_id":54072156848341,"sku":"5478-18x30","price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\"(Large)","offer_id":54072156881109,"sku":"5478-24x36","price":49.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 48\"(Wide)","offer_id":54072156913877,"sku":"5478-24x48","price":69.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072156946645,"sku":"5478-24x72","price":74.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 60\"","offer_id":54072156979413,"sku":"5478-36x60","price":104.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 72\"","offer_id":54072157012181,"sku":"5478-36x72","price":124.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0508\/0023\/0599\/files\/01_416b570d-6f80-4d86-8cc2-21afc6272973.png?v=1781772873","url":"https:\/\/doormat.com\/products\/dont-knock-doormat","provider":"Doormat.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}